syringe mouth
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Post by syringe mouth on Jun 4, 2003 14:15:07 GMT 7
WARNING POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW!!!!!
My parents are, well like, fuckheads and they never passed on any useful knowledge or advice onto me. They didn’t teach me how to ride a bike, my dad never taught me how to shave (I still don’t know how, I just end up slashing my face), my mum never told me what a tampon was – and I can distinctly remember asking about that. I believe that they thought I would become more independent and inquisitive if I had to work out all this shit by myself; however I thank television as being my greatest teacher thus far. But what pains me the most is that they never had that talk about “the facts of life”. Though, sure enough TV came through once again.
So yeah, ok I think I’ve got the BASICS down. But I’m scared that I’m missing some important detail (that even TV don’t know) about the whole creation process. And like, when it comes that time to plant my seed, I will never bare to fruit because I’m not doing it right. Yeah so tell me, do I need to eat spinach 57 hours prior to attempted conception?, Do I have to recite the “My Little Pony” theme song during the act?, Is it possible to get pregnant by using a public toilet? – I don’t know. Impart your knowledge on me…….
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Post by belfczar on Jun 4, 2003 16:30:25 GMT 7
speaking of babies... my boss at work just had a baby. he named her Ava.  im sure i dont need to tell anyone here how cool that is! |
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Post by SPchick on Jun 4, 2003 17:57:43 GMT 7
*lol* good topic.
I did "Human Development" for my VCE mostly because I wanted to say "penis" and "sperm" a lot. But I ended up with a knowledge of gross facts.
My friend had a baby a week ago, and I have been scaring the boys with 'interesting' details, such as how many stitches she now has.
And I definatly think that singing the My Little Pony theme will help you concieve.
hmm maybe I could get a job as the new Dolly Doctor?
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InTheStars
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Post by InTheStars on Jun 4, 2003 18:04:02 GMT 7
(*sing out loud now!) You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life ... the Facts of Life. There's a time you got to go and show You're growin' now you know about The Facts of Life ... the Facts of Life. When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams And suddenly you're finding out the Facts of Life are all about you ... yooouuuu. It takes a lot to get 'em right When you're learning the Facts of Life. (learning the Facts of Life) Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life) Learning the Facts of Life. i hope this helps |
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Jay
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Post by Jay on Jun 4, 2003 18:13:32 GMT 7
i heard you cant get pregnant if you do it underwater....
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Post by thatpumpkinschic on Jun 4, 2003 18:23:47 GMT 7
speaking of babies... my boss at work just had a baby. he named her Ava. im sure i dont need to tell anyone here how cool that is! that is SO cool. is he a pumpkins fan? |
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Post by demi sex god from hell on Jun 5, 2003 8:00:36 GMT 7
(*sing out loud now!) You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life ... the Facts of Life. There's a time you got to go and show You're growin' now you know about The Facts of Life ... the Facts of Life. When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams And suddenly you're finding out the Facts of Life are all about you ... yooouuuu. It takes a lot to get 'em right When you're learning the Facts of Life. (learning the Facts of Life) Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life) Learning the Facts of Life. i hope this helps LOL. is that a real song? is that how you learned matt? it didn't really give anything away at all! |
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Post by demi sex god from hell on Jun 5, 2003 8:01:56 GMT 7
i heard you cant get pregnant if you do it underwater.... i don't know about that but its not something that you should do alot. let me just use the word "piston". |
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Post by SPchick on Jun 5, 2003 18:53:56 GMT 7
piston? WHAAAAAAAAT?
i no comprehendy
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Post by PaRkA on Jun 5, 2003 20:11:09 GMT 7
i don't know about that but its not something that you should do alot. let me just use the word "piston". whoa maybe just a little too much info for us sheltered types, that beleive that storks and postman are the only way babies are made. |
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Post by kanzax on Jun 5, 2003 22:48:32 GMT 7
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Post by demi sex god from hell on Jun 6, 2003 9:11:02 GMT 7
i don't know about that but its not something that you should do alot. let me just use the word "piston". sorry that should have been: i don't know about that but its not something that you should NOT do alot. let me just use the word "plunger". |
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Post by SPchick on Jun 6, 2003 10:30:36 GMT 7
plunger?
whaat? I am still confused.
Next time I come over will you explain this to me? With pictures and a few pie charts?
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Post by Cygnet on Jun 6, 2003 16:22:10 GMT 7
Yeah, pie charts would help lots
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InTheStars
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Post by InTheStars on Jun 6, 2003 16:49:30 GMT 7
LOL. is that a real song? is that how you learned matt? it didn't really give anything away at all! This tv show is about the lives of teenage girls at a boarding school. Just about every topic you'd expect is covered in one episode or another. At what age is makeup or dating approp- riate? Jealousy and fights occur but so do many good times! At every turn in their turbulant teenage lives, the lovable Mrs. Garret (their housemother) is there to guide them through the rough times and support them during the good ones! check it out! i used to love this show!!!!!!! www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-357 |
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