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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Jul 13, 2005 10:25:13 GMT 7
Chief Wiggum: "Uhhh, you have the wrong number, this is 912"
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Post by corgancobain on Jul 24, 2005 8:53:42 GMT 7
Billy: Hey homer the home town shows the big one James: Yeah people from high school get to see what a secsessful freak you've become (looks at d'arcy) Darcy: Hey I wasn't a freak, I was in the audiovisual club homer: Hey me too, but they kicked me out because of my views on vietnam, mmmmmalso I was stealing projectors
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Post by corgancobain on Jul 24, 2005 8:59:15 GMT 7
Australian: Whats that Marge: We have them back home, we call them bullfrogs Austalian: Bullfrogs?! I woulda called em chazwazzas
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Jul 24, 2005 11:37:17 GMT 7
Homer: "Max Power, its the name you want to touch!"
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rocket
blissed + gone
"Just what god needs, one more (fashion) victim!"
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Post by rocket on Jul 25, 2005 6:50:51 GMT 7
"But You musn't touucchhh!!"
"Oooh, the world's greatest jacket. If I had that it would show evrerybody-SHOW EVERYBODY..."
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Jul 25, 2005 8:20:31 GMT 7
Lisa: "Dad it was bad enough you tried to be Tom Bosley, But Krusty?!" Homer: "You weren't complaing when I got you this close to Chachy!" Bart: "What's a Chachy"
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Post by blue_june_destroyer on Aug 3, 2005 10:47:22 GMT 7
'Whaddya mean 'the bank's outta money'?!"
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Post by sunky on Aug 3, 2005 10:54:38 GMT 7
"I can't understand you Bear Woman! Rah Rah Rah! this!"
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rocket
blissed + gone
"Just what god needs, one more (fashion) victim!"
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Post by rocket on Aug 3, 2005 13:34:04 GMT 7
Bart: "Why is that muppet made out of leather?"
Marge: "That's not a muppet, that's Troy McClure!"
I love that she bear one-"Raarr, Noone understands youu she bear!"
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Post by Le Deux Machina on Aug 4, 2005 8:03:21 GMT 7
Bart: Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs? Homer: (Checks) Nope..
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Post by cinnamonbun on Aug 6, 2005 11:18:19 GMT 7
ten thousand dollars?!?! we'll be millionaires and we can buy all sorts of things...like...love
*edit* damnit my first post and i have to edit it (someone already posted that quote)...
ok new quote (i don't think anyone posted this one)
chick: but duff man you said if i slept with you i wouldn't have to be around all these drunks duff man: duff man says a lot of things. ohhh yeah!
duff man: duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem *does a pelvic thrust thing*
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antix
ghost child
Insert Gloomy Pumpkins Quote Here
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Post by antix on Aug 12, 2005 10:22:44 GMT 7
Financial Panther ayyyy
GET HIM SHEEBA!!!!!
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Post by Steve on Aug 15, 2005 7:59:27 GMT 7
Financial Panther ayyyy GET HIM SHEEBA!!!!! Oh god yes, that is classic. ;D
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 15, 2005 8:13:22 GMT 7
Homer: OH GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME! Marge: Thats nor god! Thats a waffle bart threw up there! *knocks it down* Homer: Oh lord, i know i should not eat thee... Mmm Sacrilicious
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 15, 2005 8:18:25 GMT 7
ten thousand dollars?!?! we'll be millionaires and we can buy all sorts of things...like...love *edit* damnit my first post and i have to edit it (someone already posted that quote)... ok new quote (i don't think anyone posted this one) chick: but duff man you said if i slept with you i wouldn't have to be around all these drunks duff man: duff man says a lot of things. ohhh yeah! duff man: duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem *does a pelvic thrust thing* haha duffman is a classic... that grass there needs some h2OH YEAH!
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Aug 15, 2005 12:13:45 GMT 7
- - Red Tick Beer - -
"Hmmmm, needs more dog!"
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rocket
blissed + gone
"Just what god needs, one more (fashion) victim!"
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Post by rocket on Aug 16, 2005 19:30:11 GMT 7
"Stop, stop, he's already dead!!"
-Ralph to Homer as he's in the process of pummeling the Krustyburglar.
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Aug 17, 2005 7:53:59 GMT 7
Fat Tony: "I knew we should have brought more than three bullets. lets just grab him."
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 17, 2005 7:59:51 GMT 7
LISA: Oh nuthin i was just looking at sumthin out the window TERRY:!! Lisa was looking at Nelson! ALL STUDENTS: LISA LIKES NELSON! MILHOUSE: She does not! ALL STUDENTS: MILHOUSE LIKES LISA! JANEY: He does not! ALL STUDENTS: JANEY LIKES MILHOUSE! OOTER: She does not! ALL STUDENTS: OOTER LIKES MILHOUSE! TEACHER: (angrily) NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!!!!
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NathanC
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My heart is an apple.
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Post by NathanC on Aug 17, 2005 8:11:07 GMT 7
Great line, mewo!
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 17, 2005 8:19:18 GMT 7
hehe, also... "everythings coming up milhouse!"
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Aug 17, 2005 8:37:03 GMT 7
I like the one where Millhouse has a missing person photo on the milk cartons.
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 17, 2005 8:43:52 GMT 7
haha yeah...
Milhouse rocks!
"whats a big sister for!"`
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Post by Steve on Aug 17, 2005 8:51:47 GMT 7
"Millhouse, lower those eyebrows!....
...And the other one!"
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Post by m!ke on Aug 17, 2005 8:58:31 GMT 7
Homer: when I was a boy I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldnt get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.....
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NathanC
blissed + gone
My heart is an apple.
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Post by NathanC on Aug 17, 2005 8:59:53 GMT 7
Bart, you're dinner's getting all cold and eaten...
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 17, 2005 9:03:38 GMT 7
Homer: Hello BART. Where've you been? Bart: Just playing over at milhouses... Home: NO YOU HAVEN'T! You've been out galavanting with that floozy of a big brother of yours! Haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU! Look at me! Bart: Oh and what are you going to do about it? Homer: Oh we'll see... we'll see...
Bart: Hey dad, remember when Tom was punching you and then you screamed "I'm a hemapheliac and he turned away and you kciked him in the back? How did you do that? Homer: Heheh Yeah... The trick is to scream like a woman and when they turn away in disgut, then it's time to kick some back!
Haha also:
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how!
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Post by Steve on Aug 17, 2005 10:21:25 GMT 7
Whoever started this thread deserves a medal!
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mewo
cherub rocker
Blah blah blah
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Post by mewo on Aug 18, 2005 6:37:07 GMT 7
Homer: Hello Dean, You are a stupid head! Dean: Homer is that you? Homer: AHH!
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Aug 18, 2005 6:45:02 GMT 7
Dean: ...if you wanna come and jam, I used to be the bass player in the Pretenders Homer: I'd love to take the starch outta that stuffed shirt!
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