saintal
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Post by saintal on Oct 31, 2003 12:08:51 GMT 7
"Put out an APB (?) for a uosdwiS r dewoH.... better try Greek town." "Chief, it says Homer J Simpson. You're reading it upside down." "Oh. Cancell that APB, but bring back some of those Gyros." "Chief, you're talking into your wallet."
;D ;D
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Post by foxy on Nov 1, 2003 7:03:08 GMT 7
HANS MOLEMAN
at a restuarant. looking at "menu" HANS: "Ill have the chicken and..." Waitress: "Sir thats the wine list" HANS: "Very Good"
yeah not quite as good on paper...
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Post by Steve on Nov 1, 2003 9:52:08 GMT 7
If i ever made a top 5 simpsons characters list, Hans would be there....
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Post by thatpumpkinschic on Nov 2, 2003 17:35:48 GMT 7
"Chief, you're talking into your wallet." ;D ;D bahahahahahahahahaha, one of the funniest simpsons moments ever
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Post by toolgasm on Nov 14, 2003 16:33:57 GMT 7
The German guys take over the nuclear power plant, so Smithers gets a tape to learn German sayings:
English: You're looking sharp today, sir. German: You looken sharpen todayen, mein herr.
;D;D
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triggymunsugi
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Post by triggymunsugi on Nov 14, 2003 20:32:17 GMT 7
Burns(as Smithers screen saver):Hello Smithers you are quite good at turning me on.
;D ;D
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Post by Steve on Nov 28, 2003 13:29:27 GMT 7
Will this thread never end? Homer and Skinner are among the people wo have jury duty.....both thinking Skinner- Bart, i know you can read my thoughts, and when i can prove you skipped school yesterday, your ass is mine! Thats right, i think of words i would never say. Homer- Boy, i know you can read my thoughts.....Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum, Yum.... Haha, i crack up everytime ;D
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Post by toolgasm on Dec 15, 2003 15:54:02 GMT 7
Bart and Milhouse are playing dress up with the adults' coats at a dinner party hosted by the Simpsons.
Bart: *wearing doctor's white coat, impersonating Dr Hibbert and holding a stethoscope up to Milhouse's ass* Hello, I'm Dr Hibbert and I'm afraid that I'm going to have to amputate...your butt.
Milhouse: *high pitched voice* Oh ok, if you must.
;D
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Post by Steve on Jan 14, 2004 14:31:59 GMT 7
The thread is back, here ya go foxy!
Moe, after getting plastic surgery and getting revenge on a bunch of people
Moe - "Ok, now there just one more person left"
Homer - "Are you going to get even with that lottery guy who never picks our numbers?"
hehe
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Post by foxy on Jan 14, 2004 14:33:39 GMT 7
this one was on the other night.... its not reall a quote its a story...
where snake comes and robs moes, and moe runs into his own little room and then snake goes off cool, and takes all his money and moe can only stand there and turned the light on and off...
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Post by toolgasm on Jan 28, 2004 5:03:51 GMT 7
Ivory Dealer: Right, we'll I'll be back to pick up the elephant later. Homer: OK, here's the key. Ivory Dealer: Elephants don't have keys. Homer: Right...We'll I'll be keeping this then!
;D
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saintal
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Post by saintal on Jan 28, 2004 7:12:57 GMT 7
"hey Flanders, you smell like manure!" "Uh oh, better cancel that dinner party tonight. Thanks for the nose news neighbour!"
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Post by Steve on Jan 28, 2004 9:35:48 GMT 7
Ivory Dealer: Right, we'll I'll be back to pick up the elephant later. Homer: OK, here's the key. Ivory Dealer: Elephants don't have keys. Homer: Right...We'll I'll be keeping this then! ;D GOLD!
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Post by toolgasm on Feb 1, 2004 10:43:19 GMT 7
Kent Brockman: *on TV* Well, I'm back. I'm not the kind of person that leaves a $500,000 a year job just because I won the lottery! I'm a journalist. Homer: Urgh...Looks like he's got all the money in the world...But there's one thing he can't buy... Marge: What's that? Homer: Umm...A DINOSAUR!
Bahaha and the look on Homer's face when he says 'dinosaur' is classic ;D
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saintal
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Post by saintal on Feb 3, 2004 7:45:08 GMT 7
Waiter in america town: Dont ask me, i know nothing! I am product of American education system. We also build crappy cars and inferior style electronics"
Homer: Geez, they've got our number on that one.
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Post by toolgasm on May 28, 2005 15:45:33 GMT 7
I love this thread! Possibly my favouritest thread on Ozphoria.
Lisa: [sarcastic] Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now. Homer: Wonders, Lisa, or blunders? Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said. Homer: Implied, Lisa, or implode? Lisa: Mom, make him stop.
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rocket
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Post by rocket on May 29, 2005 21:45:00 GMT 7
Waiter in america town: Dont ask me, i know nothing! I am product of American education system. We also build crappy cars and inferior style electronics" Homer: Geez, they've got our number on that one. You know, I'd been trying to think of that one-absolutely brilliant! Off hand, this is one of my faves. Homer: Ahh, My animal friends, peace be with you. Homer (later in the shower): Guys, can you give me 5 minutes!!
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rocket
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Post by rocket on May 29, 2005 21:45:51 GMT 7
And In that horoscope Epsiode-"Blupid Bloropope"
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Post by Steve on May 30, 2005 5:54:19 GMT 7
Smithers - "I think he's dead sir" Burns - "Send a ham to his widow" Homer floating to heaven - "mmm....ham" Smithers - "No, sir...he's alive" Burns - "CANCEL THE HAM!" Homer - "D'oh!"
The way Burns says cancel the ham makes this.
I can't believe this thread was updated, awesome!
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Post by AlmostOz on Jun 1, 2005 11:32:34 GMT 7
in the episode where marge sues the sugar company for putting heaps of sugar in all of springfields food, she goes to get chief wiggum to join her in the class action law suit, and cheif wiggum goes:
Yeh ill sue them, its because of them that ralph has Attention defecit disorder.
And ralph goes " Im Happy and ANGRY"
the look on ralphs face when he says angry is classic i laughed for ages.
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Post by AlmostOz on Jul 9, 2005 7:36:47 GMT 7
Cheif Wigam: "looks like she found her own criminal, unlike the rest of you lazy bums, Cmon people move along, your not going to find your criminals by staring at your feet.
(when marge finds the guy who mugged her and beats him up)
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Post by Steve on Jul 11, 2005 5:45:01 GMT 7
"What was the name of that spaceship?.....Apollo Creed??"
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rocket
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Post by rocket on Jul 11, 2005 7:34:10 GMT 7
"I ate the broccoli again"
"You have 23 hours!"
This thread will never die!
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Jul 11, 2005 11:19:49 GMT 7
"Let me tell you about another, so called 'wicked guy,' he had long hair and crazy ideas, and his name was..... I forget, Marge you know who I'm talking about, he drove round in that blue car."
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Jul 11, 2005 11:21:28 GMT 7
Homer when he has to wear a pink shirt to work (in the Michael Jackson episode) -
"I'm not popular enough to be different."
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Post by loveissuicide on Jul 11, 2005 12:41:10 GMT 7
Lisa: Dad whats a muppet? Homer: Well its not quite a mop... its not quite a puppet... but man... hehehe... so to answer your question, i dont know
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Post by loveissuicide on Jul 11, 2005 17:36:50 GMT 7
heres a couple of my favs
Bart: Hey Moe, look over there! Moe: What? What am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon. Ooh, is that it? Homer: Hey Moe, can I look too? Moe: Sure, but it'll cost ya. Homer: My wallet's in the car! Moe: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall
Homer: You know, one day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops! Wiggum: They are? Oh no... have they set a date?
Homer: Save me Jebus
Homer: Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn
Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (slams the door, then put his head back round) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. Marge: Well, duh
Bart: I wanna buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents. Comic Book Guy: Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me: negative 59 dollars. (sarcastically) Oh please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's yours. (Bart reaches into the cash drawer) Ah-ah! Since we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will shut the cash register at this point, and state that 99 cents in the rental price.
Australian: You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! (brings out a spoon) Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon. Australian: Alright you win. I see you've played 'knifey-spoony' before.
Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way. Bart: Isn't that the wrong way? Homer: Yeah, but faster
Selma: Is it me, or did it just get fatter in here?
Patty: Its like he disapeared into fat air
There not all exact, and are much funnier when seen on the show.
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Post by *Shard of Glass* on Jul 12, 2005 9:44:09 GMT 7
mmmmmmm, crumbled up cookie things!
mmmmmmm, free goo!
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rocket
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Post by rocket on Jul 12, 2005 12:49:58 GMT 7
"I think that's Homer Simpson in the oven, his body temperature is over 400 degrees, he's literally stewing in his own juices..."
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NathanC
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Post by NathanC on Jul 12, 2005 17:31:44 GMT 7
This has purple stuff inside, purple is a fruit.
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