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Post by Steve on Mar 14, 2003 19:07:52 GMT 7
Ok guys, i'm starting a thread where we can express our love for the simpsons by quoting our favorite lines!
MARGE: Mr. Burns said if you don't come into work today , don't bother coming in monday
HOMER: Woo-hoo! 4 day weekend!
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Post by triggymunsugi on Mar 14, 2003 19:31:33 GMT 7
Barney:Uh oh my heart just stopped.........ah there it goes ;D
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Post by Steve on Mar 14, 2003 19:41:14 GMT 7
haha nice one...but how about this....
BILLY: Hey cannonball, Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
HOMER: Homer Simpson, smiling politely
heh heh ;D
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Post by triggymunsugi on Mar 16, 2003 16:45:32 GMT 7
Hehe was a fine episide ;D
Ned Flanders:Hey Homey I can see your doodle.
Homer:Shut up Flanders
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Post by Jay on Mar 16, 2003 17:01:48 GMT 7
Ralph : Miss Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth and i ate it.... can i have another one???
Ralph : My cats breath smells like cat food...
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Post by thatpumpkinschic on Mar 16, 2003 17:18:54 GMT 7
mostly homer ones: but just because homer's the best  homer: now we play the waiting game. aw the waiting game sucks, lets play hungry hungry hippos! lisa: dad! your hand is stuck in the toaster! ralph: me fail english? that's unpossible! homer: son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or lose, its how drunk you get. homer: operator! give me the number for 911! homer: hmm... they have the internet on computers nowadays... homer: well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there. marge: homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house? homer: doh! homer: well, its been two long trips but we're finally almost there again. marge: homer, when you locked the front door did you remember to lock the back door? homer: doh, doh! lisa: oh no! we left Grampa back at the gas station! (pause) what about grampa? homer: kill my boss? do i dare live out the american dream? homer: now, what is a wedding? well, webster's dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. homer: vampires are make believe. just like elves, gremlins, and eskimoes. homer: crying isn't going to bring the dog back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. maybe if you ate a lot of dog food, your tears would start to smell like dog food. so you can sit here and eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food so it brings the dog back, or you can go out and find him. |
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Post by SPchick on Mar 16, 2003 17:41:09 GMT 7
Pepi - "I love you Uncy Homer."
Homer - "I love you too Pepsi.."
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Post by demi sex god from hell on Mar 16, 2003 17:59:03 GMT 7
doh! i was going to post that one!
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Post by SPchick on Mar 16, 2003 18:09:49 GMT 7
;D teehee
sorry darls..
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Post by triggymunsugi on Mar 17, 2003 13:43:06 GMT 7
Barney:Wow a peanut!
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Post by foxy on Mar 18, 2003 16:52:55 GMT 7
ohhh the simpsons, how we laugh....
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Post by Jay on Mar 18, 2003 17:40:38 GMT 7
Homer : no tv and no beer make homer something something
Marge: go crazy???
Homer : DONT MIND IF I DO!!! ...(insane crazy yelling)
this one is from futurama....
fry: you guys might have been unlucky, but i just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet
leela: fry.... that was a radiator
fry: ohh... dont suppose you know of a burn ward within 10 feet of here???
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
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Post by saintal on Mar 19, 2003 6:45:02 GMT 7
Just a few quick ones because I need a laugh..(not word for word correct) "Can't you two keep it down, I can't hear myself think (I want some peanuts)...that's better!!!" "You'll have to speak up..I'm wearing a towel" "Mmm..it's pure..not a trace of urine, good work skinner" "tell you what smithers, if we come back and everybody is slaughted I owe you a coke" "Bart I dont want to alarm you but there may be a boogieman(sp?)or boogiemen in the house!!!" "me so hungeeeeeeeeeeee" "any questions?..you there eating the paste" I'm sure I'll post in this thread again  |
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Post by .honeyspider. on Mar 19, 2003 13:03:51 GMT 7
"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEEEEEN!!!!!"
hehe i luv that episode!
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Post by triggymunsugi on Mar 19, 2003 17:28:04 GMT 7
Homer:OK you win mr trampoline but one of these days you'll rust rust I tell ya hahahahahahahaha.
Bart:Do you really want to get rid of it that bad?observe,a bike lock just turn around and count to three ah better make it five.
Snake:All right I got me a bed.
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Post by saintal on Mar 19, 2003 17:36:32 GMT 7
"quiet..I cant hear the eggs"
"I repeat, we need more Bort licence plates in the gift shop"
"bake 'em away toys...agh, just listen to the kid"
"the suspect is hatless, I repeat HATLESS!!"
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Post by thatpumpkinschic on Mar 20, 2003 10:34:35 GMT 7
"I repeat, we need more Bort licence plates in the gift shop" bahahahahahahahaha ;D mother:  "come along bort!" some guy:  "are you talking to me?!" mother:  "no, my son is also named bort!" |
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Post by Steve on Mar 23, 2003 15:48:19 GMT 7
homer: "Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?"
homer: "Marge, you’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. "
homer:"Step aside everyone. Love letters are my speciality. Dear Baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population you
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Post by sunky on Mar 23, 2003 17:13:00 GMT 7
HOMER: Stealing!! - Bart how could you? Havn't you learnt anything from that guy who gives sermons at church on Sunday's - Captian whats his name! HOMER: Wait - Bart's teacher's name is Krappabel? I've been calling her Krandal - ohh great - i have been making an idiot of myself! [this is much funnier when he says it]  |
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Post by Steve on Mar 23, 2003 17:17:53 GMT 7
Yeah i agree with sunky, there are SO many calls which may not look funny posted here but are awesome when seen on tv.....
examples...(even though this isn't spot on word for word)
MILHOUSE: What can i get for 75 cents?
COMIC STORE GUY: Ahem...you may purchase this amazing hamburglar adventure...the child has already solved the find a find a word....the answer is fries
if you have seen this, you know what i'm talking about!
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Post by sunky on Mar 23, 2003 17:51:40 GMT 7
hahahah - i love that! |
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Post by Steve on Mar 23, 2003 18:26:57 GMT 7
in flanders's big caravan car thingHOMER: "this is the darkest day in the history of springfield....If any body needs me i'll be in the shower" flanders slams on the brakesHOMER: "oh great, now i'm upside down!" funny, funny stuff.......
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Post by Jay on Mar 23, 2003 18:43:13 GMT 7
Marge : Homer, i dont want you stalking anyone tonight
Homer : ok fine have it your way marge, ill be back in a minute.... im going outside to.... stalk.... lenny and carl.... d'oh!
that one's a classic!!!
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Post by triggymunsugi on Mar 23, 2003 19:12:29 GMT 7
Homer:Homer,Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history from the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree ahhhhh
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Post by Jay on Apr 2, 2003 20:07:43 GMT 7
Shit cant let this thread die!!!
homer : i need a Miracle
Phone : Ring ring
homer : hello???
Phone : Hello homer... this is God.............frey jones
that wasnt set out to well.. but you must get the drift of it!
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Post by obscured on Apr 3, 2003 8:42:37 GMT 7
oh i luv the episode where homer finds all that and the beez start chasing after him. he he funny stuff.
as for my quote:
nacho nacho man.......... i want to be a nacho man.
homer rules.
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Post by triggymunsugi on Apr 3, 2003 18:12:45 GMT 7
That he does obscured ;D
ok how about this one:
Homer: Sorry Pumpkins I just can't except your gloomy outlook.
Billy: All we have are our money,our millions of adoring and our youth........woo hoo lets all buy fur coats
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Post by soundslikequiet on Apr 3, 2003 18:27:50 GMT 7
Last night's new episode : (I'm not sure if I have it exactly)
Rainier Wolfcastle - (arnie accent) "This is a picture of my nonna on her wedding day (shows picture of woman holding machine gun), I call it... deadding day."
also - "arggggghhhhhhhh.. the goggles do nothing!"
haha - so not funny when written.... I love McBain.
PS - nice quote Steve, the Comic book guy has sooooooo many great lines in that show. It's always the fringe characters that get great lines. I really need to get like a DVD box set.
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Post by Steve on Apr 3, 2003 19:06:05 GMT 7
haha yeah comic book guy is the man but i'm going to take this thread to a whole new level.....(cherub rock like drumroll please)
THE HANS MOLEMAN APPRECIATION POST!
hans is in my top 5 simpsons characters for sure...what a champion!
"alcahol has ruined my life...i'm only 31 years old"
"if only the sugar were as sweet as you sir"
"cowabunga dudes" (this one HAS to be seen!)
"hans moleman productions presents....man getting hit by footbaaalllll"
"you took four minutes of my life and i want them back....oh i'd only waste them anyway"
"we paid for blooooddd"
oh man hans rules!
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Post by .honeyspider. on Apr 4, 2003 5:52:54 GMT 7
ok this one is hard to explain but u know that episode where bart and lisa are coming towards each other in the kitchen saying... i am going to start moving my arms like this and if u get in the way its not my fault... and then homer says to the pie on the table... i am going to start chomping like this and if u get in my way........ and then he hits his head against the cupboard hehe i love that!!!!!!! oh and that episode where sideshow bob is making bart number plates.. DIEBARTDIE .... what were the rest of them? they were so funny |
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