triggymunsugi
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Post by triggymunsugi on Apr 4, 2003 10:22:53 GMT 7
Yeah Hans Moleman rules ;DI can't remember what Moleman asks Burns for but its the episode in which Homer joined a bowling team and Burns drills a hole in his head and Moleman says"Oh my brain"
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Post by .honeyspider. on Apr 4, 2003 10:40:30 GMT 7
Homer:Homer,Homer Simpson he's the greatest guy in history from the town of Springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree ahhhhh oh my gawd i luv that.. what about cletus the slack jawed yokel? hehe "hens love roosters.... geese love ganders.. everyone else loves ned flanders!!!"
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Post by soundslikequiet on Apr 4, 2003 19:27:41 GMT 7
ok this one is hard to explain but u know that episode where bart and lisa are coming towards each other in the kitchen saying... i am going to start moving my arms like this and if u get in the way its not my fault... and then homer says to the pie on the table... i am going to start chomping like this and if u get in my way........ and then he hits his head against the cupboard hehe i love that!!!!!!! Yeah that's classic - he just eats the pie anyway. Homer (re Hans Moleman) : "hehe, it's just like kissing a prune"
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Post by Steve on Apr 6, 2003 20:28:46 GMT 7
Homer to Flanders "Hey ive got a question, could jesus microwave a burrito so hot, not even he could eat it? Ned: "Well that's a doosey" how funny is the episode where monty burns' son rocks up....at the start of that episode when flanders is talking to homer at the cider festival and homer isn't paying attention and his brain levetates out of his head....homer has a distant look on his face and all of a sudden he falls over....CLASSIC
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Post by Jay on Apr 8, 2003 21:45:40 GMT 7
Ralph : Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
CLASSIC!
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Post by SPchick on Apr 8, 2003 21:54:48 GMT 7
I love the episode when Sideshow Bob gets out of jail and goes to work with his brother. And Bart and Lisa are trying to prove that he is up to no good, and he catches them and takes them home to Homer and Marge and Homer says "Well, I hope Bob fed you, cos I ate your dinner"
that makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every time I hear it
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Post by kanzax on Apr 8, 2003 22:44:40 GMT 7
id have to say, as wonderful as the simpsons are, "family guy" has better quotes:
Peter: "I know, I read a book about this once" Brian: "Ahh are you sure it was a book? are you sure it wasnt... nothing?"
and the flashbacks in that show are hilarious, especially the chicken vs peter one.
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Post by Steve on Apr 9, 2003 13:56:05 GMT 7
SPChick thats so funny that it makes ME giggle like a schoolgirl when i hear it.... it's also along the lines of.... Homer: "where is bart anyway? his dinner is getting all cold and eaten" heres another one for today.... TV: "it's 11 o'clock, do you know where your kids are?" Homer: "I told you last night, NO!"
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Post by .honeyspider. on Apr 9, 2003 14:23:29 GMT 7
ok i found this mad website with simpsons quotes galore!
heres a few!!!!
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own."
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"The strong must protect the sweet"
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"
"D'oh!!!"
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"God bless those pagans." "I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"Mmmm, free goo."
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!"
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Post by soundslikequiet on Apr 9, 2003 17:18:27 GMT 7
hahahaha, so many funny quotes : "Super Nintendo Chalmers" particularly tickled me...
Another couple of funny Simpsons moments (not really quotes) are in the Cape Fear-style episode when Sideshow Bob stalks Bart :
Homer : "Who wants to drive through the cactus field?" - Kids and SB : "Yay", "Yeah!", "Nooooo" - Homer : "2-1"
Homer (Bursting through the door) : "Hey Bart, wanna see my new chainsaw and hockey mask?"
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triggymunsugi
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Post by triggymunsugi on Apr 9, 2003 21:22:02 GMT 7
Snake: I'm gonna hit that cop right between the eyes...after this song
song finishes and Chief Wiggum gets hit in head with rock and falls to the floor ;D
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Post by Steve on Apr 14, 2003 12:15:00 GMT 7
hahaha i checked out that very website the other day donna! nice work
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Post by .honeyspider. on Apr 14, 2003 12:20:29 GMT 7
hehe cool stuff.. i luv my simpsons "i am evil homer... do do do do do doo i am evil homer... *shakes his devil tail* do do do do do doo!" "chair goes up, chair goes down... chair goes up...." ahh this ones funny... goes something like this....... marge - "look everyones frowning....".... "except lenny... he looks so happy...." lenny - *grinning from ear to ear* "this is the worst day of my life!" "see my vest, see my vest its made of real gorilla chest!!" ok enough donna! - i just had a moment hehe
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triggymunsugi
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Post by triggymunsugi on Apr 14, 2003 13:48:01 GMT 7
Smithers computer with Mr Burns in it: Hello Smithers you are quite good at turning me on ;D
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Post by Steve on Apr 14, 2003 21:04:33 GMT 7
ahahahahhaa "you should probably ignore that"
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Post by saintal on Apr 16, 2003 8:41:26 GMT 7
WS: "...think of the headlines sir"
("Burns fires ungrateful employee") ("Another smart decision by Burns") ("Horray for Burns!!!")
MB: (smiles) "mmm..what about the headlines?"
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Post by Steve on May 26, 2003 20:55:21 GMT 7
From when bart gets caught stealing... Homer: ok boy, first...your grounded!...secondly, NO egg nog, no... no NOG PERIOD! for a month and finally, no stealing for three months! sorry! just going through some old threads and this one bought back some memories
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Post by Rocketman on May 26, 2003 22:37:01 GMT 7
Sideshow Bob is a quote Machine!
I'll stay away alright, stay away FOREVER!
Hello children-Hello Bart!
Ahhh, my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson, and his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent.
Grampa's also come up with a few classics!
This elevator only goes to the basement...and someone made an awful mess down there.
...A real malibu, and see if Stacey...what was I talking about?!
And of course, Homer
That was even worse than the album grampa released!
Lisa, Vampires are make believe, just like elves, gremlins and eskimoes!
Where's that metal dealie you use to ahhh, dig food?
Diablo Canyon 2, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 1?
And I could list SO many more!
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Post by Rocketman on May 26, 2003 22:49:27 GMT 7
oh and that episode where sideshow bob is making bart number plates.. DIEBARTDIE .... what were the rest of them? they were so funny It was like, BARTDOA, DEATH2BART, and a few others. And I agree, the comic book guy has some absolute classics. -Here, Take my fifty dollars, I don't want it! -Can't...go on...describing...symptoms...much...longer
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Post by Steve on May 27, 2003 8:59:37 GMT 7
Kent Brockman: "...and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. "
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triggymunsugi
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Post by triggymunsugi on May 27, 2003 14:48:20 GMT 7
I just bought the Simpsons Backstage Pass on dvd and in the episode when Springfield is divided cause of a phone code they showed a cartoon with a character called Phony McRing Ring instead of Troy McLure man I have never laughed so much at a name in all my life
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Post by Steve on Jun 26, 2003 9:31:58 GMT 7
from last night when the kids take over the school and principal skinner is "trapped" in a dodge ball sack but saved by the school hamster "nibbles"
"nibbles, you did it! now chew on my ball sack!"
omg, i havn't laughed it something that immature for.......2 weeks at least! it was hilarious
On a side note....who watched the simpsons 300th episode a few weeks back?
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Post by foxy on Jul 9, 2003 11:47:37 GMT 7
bump...
this thread made me laugh so much today....
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Post by Gumby on Jul 10, 2003 17:33:01 GMT 7
sea captin: What's like to kiss a movie star? comicbook guy : What's it like to kiss a girl?
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Post by SacredSperm on Jul 10, 2003 22:07:14 GMT 7
Homer: Its times like these I wish I were a religious man. Rev Lovejoy: Its all over people! We don't have a prayer!
Mr Burns: Somebody up there likes me, Smithers. Smithers: Somebody down here likes you too, sir.
Fireman: Sorry, we're gonna have to amputate your arm. Homer: It'll grow back, right? Fireman: Uh...sure.
FBI: There he is! On the monkeybars! Milhouse: Oh no not again.
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Post by todaysquiet on Jul 11, 2003 10:34:19 GMT 7
Homer: *To a movie* Uh, Phoney, i have a question
Lisa: Dad! That's a movie!
Homer: Hang on honey, daddy's busy
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Post by saintal on Jul 11, 2003 13:34:59 GMT 7
"If you get eaten it's your OWN fault!" (Homer to the pie)
"You name it..I haven't done it" (Flanders)
"If only they had peewee hockey when I was a lad...oh well" *smash* (Snake)
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triggymunsugi
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Post by triggymunsugi on Jul 11, 2003 21:11:27 GMT 7
Bart-Dad you killed the zombie Flanders
Homer-He was a zombie?
;D
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Post by saintal on Jul 16, 2003 12:32:07 GMT 7
Wiggum- I'm sorry kids, I dont think we'll ever find your greyhounds. Maybe Mr Burns will sell you one the 25 he got last night.
Kid- Yay..it's the krustyburgler!!! Homer (as krusty)- Oh no! he's going to steal all the burgers *smash*
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Post by PaRkA on Jul 16, 2003 19:34:18 GMT 7
milhouse "adults are always treating kids like children"
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