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Post by Steve on Jul 17, 2003 10:01:51 GMT 7
Milhouse is classic! so so very overlooked
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Post by Steve on Jul 18, 2003 13:12:57 GMT 7
lets not forget homer's three lines that can get a person through life....
1 "Cover for me" 2 "Thats a great idea boss!" 3 "It was like that when i got here"
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Post by triggymunsugi on Jul 22, 2003 18:46:27 GMT 7
Homer-Oh spitefull one tell me who to smite and thou shalt be smoten ;D
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Post by blue_june_destroyer on Jul 24, 2003 22:46:03 GMT 7
One line says it all for this guy:
"You sunk my battleship!"
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Post by Jackituppatrick on Jul 25, 2003 5:09:58 GMT 7
probably been said but:
"Go Orange! Go Apple! Go Banana!
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Post by triggymunsugi on Jul 27, 2003 22:16:41 GMT 7
Marge-Homer I have a scientist that might be able to help
Homer-Is it Batman
Marge-No
Homer-Batman was a scientist
Marge-Its not Batman!
;D
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Post by Steve on Jul 28, 2003 9:54:12 GMT 7
Hey, the other day they played the simpsons episode where sideshow bob is writing letters to bart from prison...who saw it? this is one of the best episodes ever in my opinion....
"No one who speaks german could be evil"
and how about when the simpsons become the thompsons and they get moved to a houseboat......when sideshow bob comes in and steps on 8 or so rakes in a row....that is classic!!!!
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Post by nitrousovercast on Jul 29, 2003 19:47:58 GMT 7
when sideshow bob comes in and steps on 8 or so rakes in a row....that is classic!!!! "nyherherherherrrr..." hahaha. sorry.
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Post by triggymunsugi on Jul 29, 2003 21:49:33 GMT 7
Homer-I gave my love a chicken it had no bone.....mmm chicken ;D
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Post by Steve on Jul 30, 2003 8:36:51 GMT 7
hahaha funny thing is.....thats probably the best way to explain the sound bob makes...well done!
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Post by triggymunsugi on Jul 30, 2003 12:30:23 GMT 7
Uncle Herb-Homer can you stop thinking about your ass for 5 seconds
Homer-I've tried but I can't
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Post by Steve on Jul 30, 2003 12:37:35 GMT 7
i may have said this one before...not too sure
Homer to Bart and Otto: "Will you keep it down, i can't hear myself think"
Homers Brain: "I wan't some peanuts"
Homer: "Thats Better"
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Post by triggymunsugi on Jul 30, 2003 18:19:18 GMT 7
Bart-Dad your my hero
Homer-Do you want to change your name to Homer Jnr the kids can call you HoJu ;D
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Post by Carlie on Aug 4, 2003 19:08:38 GMT 7
i may have said this one before...not too sure Homer to Bart and Otto: "Will you keep it down, i can't hear myself think" Homers Brain: "I wan't some peanuts" Homer: "Thats Better" yeah i think u have hey
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Post by blue_june_destroyer on Aug 4, 2003 19:14:37 GMT 7
SIDESHOW BOB:"Erghhh... my old arch-nemesis, the rake!" BART:"But I thought I was your arch-nemesis!?"
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Post by triggymunsugi on Aug 4, 2003 20:23:45 GMT 7
Krusty-To prove my Krusty O metal O prizes I will eat one my self*eats*ahhhhh its shredding up my insides
Sideshow Mal-That was a regular Krusty O
Krusty-Its poison
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Post by Steve on Sept 19, 2003 11:55:00 GMT 7
Sorry to bump this thread guys...but there were a couple i felt had to be in here Bart - "I Want To Be Emancipated" Homer -"Why? Don't You Like Being A Dude?" and also...from when homer tries to get on disability leave by gaining weight Marge - "Con! you're endangering your health" Homer - "Pro!, i'm both famine and flood resistant!" haha
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Post by toolgasm on Sept 19, 2003 20:46:11 GMT 7
lol don't worry about it Steve, I hadn't noticed this thread before, and I'm definitely going to be adding to it as often as I see/remember funny Simpsons quotes! And well done to triggymunsugi - all your quotes made me laugh heaps Apu: Good rice, good curry, good Ghandi let's hurry ;D Homer: *holds up glass of beer* To alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems *drinks* How true is the last one! lol
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Post by Jm on Sept 20, 2003 10:16:20 GMT 7
Ah I don't know, I say hundreds of them every day, I should really get some jokes of my own..
First one that came to mind:
Marge : Homer, I've got someone here who thinks he can help you!
Homer(stuck on monorail): Batman??
Marge: No, he's a scientist
Homer: Batman's a scientist?
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Post by toolgasm on Sept 20, 2003 13:05:35 GMT 7
I saw this one on an episode this morning on Fox. It's the episode where Homer's a food critic, and he goes to the Springfield multicultural food festival or whatever it's called:
Sea Captain: Yarrr...That's a good sign. Homer's unbuttoned the top button of his pants.
Chinese guy: Ah, no, he's been walking around like that since Thanksgiving.
Sea Captain: I don't know why he just doesn't give it up and wear sweat pants...
Chinese guy: He says the crotch wears out too quickly...
Sea Captain: Yarrr...That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares.
;D You need to hear the Chinese guy's pronunciation of "crotch", sorta sounds like "cah-lotch" lol
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Post by toolgasm on Sept 21, 2003 9:54:24 GMT 7
This one's from the Treehouse of Horrors episode where Homer stumbles into the third dimension, and everyone's gathered in the dining room, talking to him and trying to figure out where he is. Marge: Homie...Where are you? Homer: I'm in a place where I've never been before... Patty/Selma: Hah, he's in the shower. *laughs* lol I like that one And also when they say "It's like he just disappeared into fat air" ;D
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Post by sar on Sept 21, 2003 16:45:42 GMT 7
chief wiggum: "run along now quimby, i think they're opening a phone booth somewhere..." quimby: "shut it, you talking tub of doughnut batter!"
ralph: "so... do you like stuff?"
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Post by sar on Sept 21, 2003 16:47:44 GMT 7
also the one where the sea captain goes "arrr, it's not a man, it's an eating machine!" or something, when homer and marge go to the all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant. funny shit.
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Post by Steve on Oct 9, 2003 8:51:41 GMT 7
One from this morning that made me laugh... Lawyer - "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, not only will i prove that Freddy Quimby is guily, i will also prove that he is innocent of not being guilty! Think about it
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Post by triggymunsugi on Oct 9, 2003 11:22:56 GMT 7
Moe: Moe,Moe,Moe how do you like me how do you like me Moe,Moe,Moe why don't you like me nobody likes me ;D
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Post by foxy on Oct 9, 2003 11:44:38 GMT 7
WS: "...think of the headlines sir" ("Burns fires ungrateful employee") ("Another smart decision by Burns") ("Horray for Burns!!!") MB: (smiles) "mmm..what about the headlines?" hehehehehehe that was on teh other night... ohh so so funny....
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Post by foxy on Oct 19, 2003 15:43:49 GMT 7
another great mr burns one...
MB "Now you lawyers ill take your advice, ill even pay for your advice BUT I THINK ARE ALL DISPICABLE YOU LIVE OFF DIVORCES AND CRIME, but im ranting im very sorry. Do you want some tea?"
Lawyer: "Yes Please"
MB "DO YOU WANT IT BLACK LIKE YOUR HEART!. Oh dear im sorry, carry on"
Lawyer offers a settlement.
"OHH A CASH SETTLEMENT I COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT YOU USELESS SWINE"
Lawyer "do your have any sugar"
MB "ohhh yes, pardon me where are my manners."
that made me laugh really loud. it tasnt good because i had pizzza in my mouth and i almost choked. ;D
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Post by Steve on Oct 19, 2003 17:15:25 GMT 7
Look Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there everyday putting his ass on the line. And i'm not out of order, YOU'RE out of order! The whole freakin' system is out of order! You want the truth?, You want the TRUTH?! YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best frinds face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, IT'S CHINATOWN!
;DGod i loe that one! ;D
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Post by toolgasm on Oct 26, 2003 8:11:26 GMT 7
Marge: I'm worried about Bart...But I don't want to get too involved in his life, because I'm afraid of smothering him... Homer: Yeah, and then you'll get the chair. Marge: Homer! That's not what I meant! Homer: Admit it Marge. That's what you were thinking. lol ;D The way Homer talks is so cool, he's just staring blankly off into space and says it with no emotion
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Post by Carlie on Oct 26, 2003 16:44:52 GMT 7
LOL... i can imajine that too well!! ;D
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